jokes

was walking home listening to the radio.... and these are snippets from what the Dj said.
he was quoting some ex-actor anyway. ex is in the literal sense.

"as one gets older, one reads more of the bible. just like when students are cramming for the exams."
"i know why santa is such a jolly man, he has a list of the names of naughty girls"

sadly that's all i could remember. made me laugh like an idiot while walking past people la!